Jihadi John, Your Granny should be saying this to you

Listen Jihadi John,
You may have a band of followers now but watch out, one day and it won't be far away, all those followers who think you are such a cool boy will wake up to the reality that you are a fraud masquerading as some sort of warrior.  Not only will  you lose your youth and strength but you will end up lonely, and that's if you survive that long.  One day you will just be a little old man with shaky legs and a leaky bladder and no-one will want to come near you any more.  You won't even have the strength to cut your food up let alone cut off any heads.  If I was YOUR Granny I would be on my knees praying that the ideas which possess you and possess your so called friends will change before this happens and you will get the chance to feel so so sorry for all the misery and distress you are causing all in the name of the God who sees everyone as the same.