A little meditation Monsieur President perhaps H M might say

What has he been up to

Boris? or Francois?

The result of the name choosing for the cockerel or coq is Boris!  It is because of that mop of fair hair as well as his way with the women which is of course hearsay.   The original cockerel is called Sarko, named at the height of Nicolas Sarkozy's time in and out of the Elysee Palace and others.  If only the news had broken earlier, Boris could have been named Francois for the beleaguered President of France, Francois Hollande and the pair of them could be strutting round the garden having their wicked way with the girls, aka, the hens
What is clear about my pair of coqs is that they can't think of anything else but sex and food. Whole days go by with chasing, succeeding, failing, eating, chasing, succeeding, failing and eating, these two wouldn't have the time to consider tax and welfare, immigration and trips to the White House even if they had brains which they don't.   So if I was French I would be worried that my President didn't really have his mind on the job he was meant to be doing for all the millions of French people who rely on him because he has his mind on another job.

Pleased as Punch

C'est moi! another job!

I think that Francois Hollande, Valerie Trierweiler, Mlle Gayet and all the others over-occupied with sex would find that a little meditation would help!  It would bring a little peace to the poor overheated and over used parts and hearts and give confidence to the French that THEY could rest in their beds secure in the knowledge that the country was being well and carefully looked after because Monsieur le  President was also resting in HIS own bed, son meme lit!  

So anyone out there who has access to the Elysee Palace and the ear of the President and who believes meditation would help Monsieur, pop in and make the suggestion.  The rest of us wait to hear with eager anticipation if he has taken the advice even if we aren't very optimistic.  I expect Her Majesty who said much the same in her Christmas Message about pausing for reflection and meditating, could give Francois some tips for pausing and reflecting if she goes to France while he is still President and still living in the Palace.  Good luck to her say I.  Read what Michael Deacon says http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/francois-hollande/10573002/Sketch-Francois-Hollande-et-son-alleged-bit-sur-le-side.html